Howdy Y'all
Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: Modern Way by Kaiser Chiefs
As you may or may not know my parents are out of town for the month. I know, I know, woopdee-freakin-do. Sadly woopdee hardly describes it. Boring describes it. Actually this feeling could be described as the ‘evil shadow of disinterest that has crept over my soul’.

Now to be clear I would not go so far as to say that my parents coming back would alleviate this boredom. Nay. I think that the problem is that I don’t have enough explosives (or anything else cool) laying around my house.

Let me try to explain how bad things are getting. I gave the dog a bath.....because I was bored. I am getting really weird. I also find it interesting that I have begun to watch things on tv that I have never been interested in before. I have watched Princess Diaries 2 three times. It sucked the 1st time, and it sucked every time after that. Yet I kept tuning in.

I have resorted to some desperate measures to entertain myself. This is what I have found out so far: I found that my teeth squeak when you rub them. Sucking your thumb is not comforting at all and there for babies must be stupid. Tuna is better with mustard. Food coloring paste stains your fingers for days. I can pop my neck up to 14 times in one sitting. Late at night Japanese rap becomes very funny. I can choke on my own spit. (I just found that out by accident a second ago)

I have done all this in 4 days.

If you have any suggestions I am open to them. Please keep in mind that I don't like to break the law and I don't have a driver's licenses.

Help Me!
Driel